I guess that's him. All mouth and no brain. I'd prefer meeting the
Ear of Sauron. He wouldn't mouth off at me, and he'd just listen to my demands. And when he's done listening, I can have the satisfaction of hearing Legolas say :" Look! The messenger only has ears! ". You'd think I'd react with a

, but when you've know him as long as I have, it's more of an