Elrond: Wait a minute! No one is leaving Rivendell until I find out who stole...my cookie?
Who stole the cookie from my cookie jar? Pippin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Pippin: Who me?
Elrond: Yes you!
Pippin: Couldn't be!
Elrond: Then who?
Pippin: Legolas stole the cookies from the cookie jar
*and the story continues*
or
Elrond: Alright! Who ate my cookies?!?
Pippin: It was Legolas!
Legolas: It was not!
Pippin: Look! There's the crumbs right under your feet!
Legolas: *gasp* Not idley do the crumbs from Rivendell Cookie's fall
Aragorn: We have failed them!
or
Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am the servant of the secret fire! Wilder of the flame of Anor! The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udun!
Elrond: Um...It's my house? Can you let me pass?
Gandalf: What foul tounge doth thou speakith?
Elrond:
or
Gandalf: Halt! He who cross the gates of Rivendell must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees
Elrond: Ask me the questions istari, I am not afraid
Gandalf: What is your name?
Elrond: Elrond, son of Earendil
Gandalf: What is your quest?
Elrond: To seek the holy grail!
Gandalf: What...is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Balrog?
Elrond: Well that's easy! Balrog's do not have wings, now let me pass!
Gandalf:
WRONG!
*Burns Elrond to a fiery pulp*