Frodo: *raises hand* Um, Elrond? Question: Why do we have a life-size poseable Legolas figure instead of the real deal?
Elrond: Because this is a hopeless quest and all the Elves are leaving these shores and don't want to bother with your pathetic mortal problems anymore. Tata!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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