Sam reels in disgust as Elrond steps in a pile of dogpoop while barefoot...
Sam: Oh how could you! Oh...no! Oh, my! Ahh, that's so gross.
or...
Sam: Oh! No! They just trampled Frodo, ahh, ohhh my!!!
Pippin: Na, na, you can't touch me :sticks out tongue:
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