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As Sam and Pippin are distracted by Frodo being eaten by a frog, Merry decides to make a quiet escape.
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Sam and Pippin scream in horror as the last piece of lembas floats away.
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Merry: "What's a Black Rider doing in Valinor?"
Pippin: "Well, it looks like he's waiting for us, actually. Wow, I wasn't expecting a welcome party!"
Sam: "It's not a welcome party and that's not Valinor! The map lied to us! I Hate MapQuest!"
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