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Old 09-23-2005, 05:32 AM   #503
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I'm glad to see that the Elven tribe has been thinned out in my absence. But there are still far too many of the self-centered, pointy-eared xenophobes running around on the island for my liking. So I will go with the popular choice today:

++ THRANDUIL

His exclusive parties are still causing a problem for morale. If you ask me, he is at the centre of this Elf-superiority thing which has been so divisive on the island. Without him, perhaps the remaining Elves will integrate better (and therefore give us less reason to be rid of them).
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