Mmmm....Donut....
*stares into camera*
Theoden: What do you call it?
Gandalf: We call it *slaps hand on screen* Mr. Rental. There's a new technology out where you can watch the movie before it's even finished!
Theoden: That's amazing! Let's watch!
*watches*
Theoden: Meh, this part is boring. Prepare to fast foward!
Gandalf: Preparing to fast foward! Fast Fowarding!
or
Theoden: So...you're telling me all the Rohirrim just decided that now, in our darkest hour, was an appropreate time to stop at the DQ for a frostie?
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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