Sauron does his best impression of Galadriel when she gets too excited. (ie. Mirror of Galadriel from movie.)
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This is Sauron's twin. Sauron's the bad one, in case you didn't know.
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Sauron has some major buck teeth.
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Sauron: "Oh, look, a lever! I wonder what it does?" *pulls lever* *gets electrocuted*
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101 Ways To Defeat a Dark Lord
#37- attach him to an arc welder.