Witch-King: We found our way to Rivendell!! Yes!!
Ring Wraiths: Hurray for MapQuest!!!!
*meanwhil in Rivendell*
Arwen: Father!! The Black Riders crossed the Fords!!!
Aragorn: I knew I should have gone instead of her!!
Gandalf: That surprised me so much, I think I'm going to uncloak!!
Elrond: I hate MapQuest!!!
Legolas: Hey!! Look!! Aragron's here!! And the Black Riders are coming!! And Gandalf's uncloaking!!! And Elrond hates MapQuest!!!
Everyone: