Quote:
Invisible minstrels:
Bravely the bold Ringwraiths
Rode forth from Mordor...
They were not afraid to die,
O the brave Ringwraiths
They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways...
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Not invisible minstrels...but Ringwraith Minstrels...
Ringwraith Minstrels: Brave Sir Witch-king ran away...
Witch-king: No!
R M: bravely ran away away...
W-K: I didn't!
R M: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
W-K: Shutup!
R M: Yes, brave Sir Witch-King turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Or...
The Ringwraiths enjoy a game of Ding-dong Doorbell ditch.