Bilbo: "Yippee! I love it when you Big People come to visit! it means you bring Big Food! Look at this Iced Bun, it's a foot long! And that cabbage is bigger than Lotho Sackville-Baggins's head!"
OR
For Phoenix Nights fans:
Gandalf: "Garlic Bread?!"
Bilbo: "It's the future!"
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Gordon's alive!
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