[the guy who be short]

Originally Posted by TORE

This just two days removed from being told (again) that I should be a drummer because "I have the hair for it & I look like one."

Wow... you actually do as well!

Originally Posted by eonwe

the guy who be short is a small guy who is always throwing people these fierce looks.

Dear Eonwe, that small guy is none but Gandy himself!

TGWBS is on keyboards, because every group needs their insane, shrieking keyboard player (well, maybe 'needs' isn't the right word.....anyway, he's there!) Though he will probably be the first one kicked out for substance abuse.

what makes you say that? And I'd be glad to be the shrieker.

Tall? My, my. Your guess gives me an extra inch, m'boy. And I thought we agreed to keep those panpipes on the down low.

My. That must be Enca who's 5'9" then. Very similar, you two. And you'll figure those pipes out in no time.

TGWBS is not short. My imagination will not allow him to be. He is about 5'9", maybe taller, and... well... shh, but he's actually Orlando Bloom.

I don't understand the recurrence of the "TGWBS is tall" theme. I can only conclude that the rest of you are all abusing substances, as opposed to me...
Orlando Bloom though? I certainly wouldn't mind that.

Eomer, now that he has formed a band, is the typical thin-as-a-stick rock star. He believes in the attractive qualities of eyeliner, encouraging other members to undergo the same make-up processes as him. He wields a pink guitar (a manly pink, that is) and shrieks a lot when excited in the middle of a song.

Glirdan is constantly eating something very bright and sugary.

The Saucepan Man's home is void of spam. Many pots and pans hang from the walls.

Kath lives in a pub. The house on her left is also a pub. The house on her right... yeah. The house opposite hers? You get the idea. As a result, Kath is constantly in a state of relaxed happiness, but extremely forgetful.

Nilp is his avatar, and bounces or skips rather than walking.