[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Unaccustomed as I am to allow myself the unprecedented vulgarity of an admission to having correctly divined the solution to so prettily puzzling a problem, I thought as much.

I shall endeavour, sir, to prove my humble self worthy of your princely, nay imperial, gift. Truly for such a floor as this have palaces been raised and myriad hovels razed.

Without further ado, then - and naturally with a less than hesitant address to brevity - I shall proceed to lay before this august assembly an aptly agreeable anagram.

An admirable admonition, this: Rein in grog fads