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Gandalf hurriedly squirted a whole bottle of Tippex into the sky as some large red letters appeared which he was afraid might alert Sauron to his presence.
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Gandalf: "Sam. Frodo. No need for fear. We shall descend Caradhras in no time at all by catching hold of this price tag which Legolas has left attached to his cloak and hitching a free ride."
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Gordon's alive!
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