Bilbo: Hey Gandalf, would you help me with my pickup lines?
Gandalf: Um, sure.
Bilbo: 'kay, here goes...
Quote:
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
You're so beautiful, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
Do you believe in fairytales, because one is about to start.
I've counted all the stars before, but I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes.
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
dang, I look good!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks
and to die on your lips.
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
My lips are registered weapons.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what are your other two wishes?
Why do you have to be so beautiful every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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Gandalf: Egads, no wonder he's still a bachelor...
(Sorry...I've been waiting to use those...and no, I've never experienced any of them.)