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Gurthang · 10-01-2005, 04:20 PM

Gandalf keeps Bilbo distracted while someone pushes a stick towards his exposed nose.

OR

Bilbo: "Oh, Santa, I want a barrel of Old Winyards, and I want to see the Lonely Mountain again, and I want a barrel of pipeweed... no TWO barrels... No, a field of pipeweed!... NO! All the pipeweed fields in the Shire!

Gandalf: "I think you've had a bit much..."

OR

Gandalf finds it difficult to stay awake as Bilbo tells him about his experiments with mushrooms and wine.

Bilbo: "And then I planted some of Maggot's 'shrooms and watered them with my father's 1296. They turned into this peculiar pinkish-purple plant. It really wasn't that great, but looks good on the table... I think next I'll try..."

10-01-2005, 04:20 PM	#7662
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf keeps Bilbo distracted while someone pushes a stick towards his exposed nose. OR Bilbo: "Oh, Santa, I want a barrel of Old Winyards, and I want to see the Lonely Mountain again, and I want a barrel of pipeweed... no TWO barrels... No, a field of pipeweed!... NO! All the pipeweed fields in the Shire! Gandalf: "I think you've had a bit much..." OR Gandalf finds it difficult to stay awake as Bilbo tells him about his experiments with mushrooms and wine. Bilbo: "And then I planted some of Maggot's 'shrooms and watered them with my father's 1296. They turned into this peculiar pinkish-purple plant. It really wasn't that great, but looks good on the table... I think next I'll try..." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.