Frodo had no time for Aunt Polly's chores, as he wanted to play with Huck....I mean, Gollum, in Mount Doom.
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Sam always cried when he realized he wasn't part of Gollum's popular clique.
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Once again, Sam loses the eye bulging contest!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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