[Gurthang]

Frodo, Sam and Gollum happen upon a mirage in the middle of Mordor.

Frodo: "What's that! A table full of food! We're saved!"
Gollum: "We can't eat hobbit food!"
Sam: "I think Mordor just turned into heaven!"

OR

Gollum reaches the top of the climbing wall first, with Frodo a close second, and Sam bringing up the rear.

OR

Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags? Do I look like a donkey to you?!"

OR

The three werewolves sneak up on their next victim.

OR

Sam: "Gollum, I really wish you'd either let me go first, or put on some pants! I can't stand being behind you anymore!"