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Originally Posted by Kitanna
I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.
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Your wish is granted. The Invasion of Bree sparks a war between men and the halflings, and ending in the eradication of the latter. The Shire is replaced by a giant concrete war monument, attracting thousands of tourists per year. The parking lot is expanded to cover all of Eriador, destroying Rivendell and the Grey Havens in the process.
I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin".