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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish that Farmer Maggot had given the Hobbits a limitless supply of Mushrooms.
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Your wish is my command, sir! Farmer Maggot decides to give the hobbits a limitless supply of Mushrooms, but to supply it his mushroom fields needed to be also limitless, so, to grant your wishes, he goes and buys up the whole of middle earth - including the Valinor(the special mushrooms that have seen the light of the trees, now given for free!), the sunken land of Numenor (trying to grow a specimen of underwater mushrooms), and in fact everything else. Therefore, he is now the legal owner of whole middle earth, putting out of business the king of Gondor, as well as Rohan, Sauron, and the Barrow-wights (He smoked us out from our den of black and green, and sold us into slavery where we were forced to grow agaric mushrooms day and night.)
I wish I had a wad of longbottom leaf every time someone makes a wish.