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Old 10-10-2005, 07:23 AM   #2
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
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Excellent. Saucie has fallen into an elephant trap.
If a trap it be, it is one that I have gladly walked into with my eyes fully open. It's the least that I can do to defend the gallant little Hobbit. I can hardly stand by and let him go undefended while the baying mob calls for his blood.

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The cold-blooded satirist ...
You are too kind. But you honour me with far too much credit here. I have merely played my part, as have all others who have voted.

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... the one who goes on about Survivor having to be good telly ...
Guilty as charged. Pippin makes good telly.

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... the one who, when necessary, claims that LOTR itself is a pack of lies ...
It is a curious fact that, as regards the adventures of Merry and Pippin, the Red Book is suprisingly accurate.

Really, Anguirel, I never realised that I had so much influence. As you offer it to me, and since it seems to have irked you so, I will gladly take the credit for bringing down all those frauds. The sad truth, however, is that I have little influence here. Those who wield the influence in this thread do so in much more devious and murky ways than I, using devices that I would not stoop so low as to use.

But hear this. All that I have ever done has been in the interests of keeping the show interesting and the tribes equally distributed. See, I am even prepared to sacrifice a Hobbit to further this aim.

Pippin is clearly going to-Day, whatever happens. But the symbolic nature of your re-vote for him is noted, Ang. It does you no credit.

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Pippin spent the War of the Ring at home regularly attempting to murder his father...
*Turns other cheek*
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