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Oh God. All these blasted television watchers making obscure jokes about celebrities I don't understand. I want the feudal system back, quickly.
There's becoming a real risk that the coward, deserter and arsonist Took might yet escape the net.
Need I dwell on his dallyings with floosies that drove Diamond to drink and drugs despair?
His fast-track finance fraud fiddling as Thain that flooded the Farthing?
His military mousishness, measliness, mercernary maunderings?
No, Downers, I leave it entirely to your good taste. Ensure that the hairy-footed halitosic half-hearted hooligan is shown, ah, what I believe is known as the Red Card...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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