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Originally Posted by Gothmog
I wish Saruman had a facelift and an extreme makeover
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POOF! Your wish is granted. Saruman has a complete makeover. Thus becoming far more beautiful then Legolas. In his jealous rage Legolas shoots Saruman with his arrows, reclaiming his title as prettiest in Middle-Earth. Unfortunately while he was trying to stop Saruman Aragorn took a bath and was crowned most beautiful.
I wish Theoden never died.