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And I won't be eating any because *sniff* being a mere D lister, I haven't been invited on "I'm A Barrowdown Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here."*
(*apologies if this title bemuses Downers across the Atlantic, I'm not sure if you've had this particular reality tv ghastliness inflicted on you yet)
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Out went the candle, and we were left darkling
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