[Gurthang]

Gandalf's wife told him to wait outside the mall entrance until she came out. He's been sitting there for three days.

OR

After Butters the Squirrel stole all of his money, Gandalf was reduced to beg for a living.

OR

Gandalf sits down to relax on one of Minas Tirith's vibrating sitting rocks.

OR

Gandalf: "I cannot understand these directions. There's no Ecthelion Street here! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"