[Gothmog]

While Gandalf took a nap on a calm back yard, the battle of Minas Tirith was lost.

OR

Gandalf: You see little mouse, everybody is important in a great city like this!

OR

Gandalf: I'm never allowed to play with the others. This isn't fair. I want, I want, I WANT to play hide and seek

OR

Gandalf: I could have become evil, travelled east to never return or go crazy and talk only to birds, but here I am stuck with these whining hobbits, rude dwarfes, greedy men and oh so neat elves. Manwe give me strenght...