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Hobbits:
A dashing young hobbit (with obviously no experiance with Shire-folk of the opposite gender) advances on his subject by saying "You know what I love about breakfast?" ...customary awkward silence... "It takes two!" (Second breakfast? eh?)
"You, me, and a cup of tea?"
Orcs:
"Hey honey, is it hot in Sammoth Naur, or is just you?"
"There is something in the way you decapitated that ranger yesterday that reminds me of the moon's shadow falling on th--" By now the other orc would have killed him.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
Last edited by Valesse; 10-20-2005 at 11:13 AM.
Reason: clarification of highly trivial joke :\
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