Battle rages on without Gandalf as he hides in a corner with his new Sudoku book.
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Gandalf: "Harumph. I don't think much of the range in the Autumn Argos catalogue. Not a single pipe, and only one staff!"
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Gandalf had been waiting so long for the 07.25 to Osgiliath that he had fallen asleep.
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Gordon's alive!
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