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Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan
I wish Sauron would come kill our president.
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Granted. However, Bush is actually the remains of Sauron in this world(proof of this is a picture of him wearing a new "One Ring,") and so Bush kills himself at the end of his term and reforms sixty years later, wins the election, and becomes the president once more.
I wish Sauron didn't stupidly send his army out one werewolf at a time to face Huan.