Nobody knew there were light-sockets in ME until this guy put his finger in one.
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Sauron decides to create a new terror: Elves cross-bred with electric eels!
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Legolas... as he sees himslef.
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Elf: "Take the next right it says... Rivendel is right there it says... Tgh! It didn't say I'd be going through a toxic waste drainpipe to get in! I hate MapQuest!"
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