Frodo suddenly notices a smudge on Galadriel's phial. Wanting to keep the present extra spotless, he immediately sat down to polish the mark away. But, as soon as he rubbed the phial...
*poof!, flash, smoke, swirly*
Shiny man: "Who summons me! Who rubbed the Phial!"
Frodo: "I... I did! Who are you?"
Shiny man: "I am the Genie of Galadriel's Phial. I am here to grant you wishes three. Name the most outrageous desires of your heart."
Frodo:
Genie: "But no killing anyone."
Frodo:
*thinks*
Genie: "I can't make someone fall in love."
Frodo:
*thinks*
Genie: "And no wishing for more wishes."
Frodo: