Aragorn: "How do you like my new designer shirt, Legolas? The faded/ripped look and everything; it cost me $87 at Aeropostal."
Legolas: "Aragorn, how stupid do you think I am? Those tears obviously weren't the original style, you just bought an eight dollar shirt & cut it up a bit with your sword."
Aragorn : "Grrrr...."
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