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Old 10-24-2005, 04:29 PM   #7954
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Aragorn sees a six-fingered man.

ARAGORN: Hello. I am the heir of Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



(I know, it's not technically correct...but it makes me happier this way.)
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