Theoden had always been a big fan of Gandalf, but somehow he didn't manage to get that "old, wise, longbearded" look. All he got was "old, bearded" look.
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Theoden: Come on Grima, you're terrible at hide and seek! I've been sitting here 25 years now!
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Theoden mumbling to himself:...A sore day! A hmm... A green day...Blue day? Ahh red day! And then: Ride now, ride to ruin and the world's beginning. LIFE! No, not enough drama. The world's ending and death! That's it! Have to remember that one.
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Theoden Crusoe hadn't seen a ship for 10 years when the pirates found him.
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