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It hit Theoden, King of Rohan, slowly but the effect would be everlasting. He was in no way a David Bowie look alike and the long, teased hair would never work....no matter what Grima told him.
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Theoden knew he was never any good at freeze tag, but did the other Rohirrim have to take advantage it so sorely?
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Theoden, outside of public knowledge, had a terrible case of insomina, and it wasn't uncommon to find him up at early hours reviewing RohanTV's late night game/talk shows.
(There was actually a television station called "Rohan TV". I'm in the process of trying to buy their road sign for my bedroom.)
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