double post
Playing off of Hookbill and Mormegil:
A reporter for the Rohirrim Report came upon a decrepit old man, seemingly the oldest that Rohan had ever seen.
Reporter: "How do you do it!?"
Old man: "Well, I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of liquor, and stay up all night going to parties."
Reporter: "That's wonderful! How old are you anyway?"
"Old" man: "26."
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