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Gorbag was agog to discover the only winning lottery ticket for the month of Thrimidge on the ground, but found that it was equally as shocking (if not just a bit more painful) when he Samwise revealed that he had put it there as bait.
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(Sorry, this is more of an American joke)
Bob Barker: "Gorbag! Come on down and play...The Priiiiice is Right!"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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