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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
ruled the armies much better than Morgoth ever did.
I wish Mount fang had wheels and could race Mount Zoom!
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(It's a good thing this is a joke thread, or I'd think you had lost your mind.)
Granted. Unfortunately, the tires pop and Mount Fang crashes into our already burnt-down Rivendel. At least it cleared up the landscape.
I wish Isildur sliced off Sauron's HAND to take the ring from Sauron.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
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