[the guy who be short]

I mean-you don't use grammer when leaving notes on the fridge, do you?

You... don't?

I assign particularly difficult spellings, especially those which one can easily confuse. the -ent and -ant suffixes belong there, as do -ible and -able.

I also send maths lessons that take away my free periods, meaning I have to work for the whole day on Monday. That's just not a good way to start the week.