For goodness sake, I muttered. It's not that hard. Where's that piece of paper with my notes. Here we go. Right -
d, w, a, r, v, e, s, o, f, t, h, e....
So far so good. What's wrong with these people? Um. Hang on. Not even I can make
Iron Hills out of
i,l,l,o,r,s. Hmm. I missed out a word. Simple mistake, no-one can blame me for that. Such a small word...
In.
Ah. And an
H.
Hmm. Back away slowly 'baud, the thread is pio's for treating this blunder with casual good humour...
*the whispers of the fleeing Rimbaud echo mournfully down the halls of shame*