[Gothmog]

The nazgul took a wrong turn and ended up in the ruins of Colosseum

OR

The jawas from Star Wars entered the wrong door in the studio...

OR

RW on the left: Does anyone know why we have to wear these hoods? I can't see!
The others: Oh, come on. Your such a whiner! If my hand didn't go straight through you I'd hit you!
The first one: Ok, fine by me. Don't blame me when I miss his heart.

OR

Suddenly the light from a car soaring up the hill hit the Nazgul. They hesitated one moment but after realizing it was Gandalf in his Mustang, Shadowfax edition, they fled.