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Old 11-01-2005, 12:58 PM   #8138
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Gurthang has just left Hobbiton.
Note: For the purposes of these captions, the Nazgul pictured shall be named, from left to right, #1, #2, and #3.


At the dog-track.
#3: "Woo-hoo! Look at him go. I told you I'd pick a winner."
#1: "Crap, I lose again."

OR

Frodo puking.
#1: "Um... is he supposed to do that?"
#2: "I don't think so... we didn't even stab him."
#3: "Ew, Gross! He's throwing up! Keep it away, keep it away!"

OR

Fine Dining.
#1: "Steak."
#2: "Shrimp."
#3: "Pizza!"
#1 & #2:

OR

A game of charades.
#1: "#7, you are the worst charades person ever."
#3: "Oo, ooh! I know! It's Pizza!"

OR

TV Gameshow.
Announcer: "Congratulations, #3...You've just won... A Brand NEW CAR!" (music and cheering)
#3: "Yes! I can hardly believe it!"

OR

Commercial Advertising.
#1: "Snap."
#2: "Crackle."
#3: "Pizza!"
#1 & #2:
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