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Old 11-01-2005, 07:41 PM   #8148
Fordim Hedgethistle
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Fordim Hedgethistle has been trapped in the Barrow!
THE THREE

Three Black Riders from the south are we,
Pert as monsters well can be,
Filled to the brim with ghoulish glee,
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle)

KHAMUL
Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)

???
Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle)

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

THE THREE
Three Black Riders who, all unwary,
Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
One Black-Rider cannot die --

KHAMUL
Two Black Riders in attendance come—

???
Three Black Riders is the total sum.

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
From three Black Riders take one away.

KHAMUL
Two Black Riders remain, and they--

???
Won't have to wait very long, they say--

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

THE THREE
Three Black Riders who, all unwary,
Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!


* With more apologies than is possible to express to Gilbert and Sullivan
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