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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Denethor had gone into acting.
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Granted. Denethor goes into the acting career. Unfortunately, despite his superb roles as insane men, Denethor is torn apart by the tinseltown machine and lives the rest of his days missing the limelight.
I wish Sauron scratched his butt with his black hand and set it(his butt) on fire by accident.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
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