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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader
I wish Sauron scratched his butt with his black hand and set it(his butt) on fire by accident.
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Granted! Sauron's butt catches on fire while he scratches it and he is forced to put it out in the Great River. This causes everyone in Middle-Earth to laugh and him, then he goes in the corner and cries.
I wish Faramir had gone to with the Fellowship instead of Boromir.