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Though Galadriel wasn't aware of it, just behind her a television screen was left on Sports Center. Samwise in the end couldn't decide if he were more upset with the horrible present or the fact that her large elven prosterior was blocking that game-ending "Liberty" play...
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Merry: "Hey! Wait! What does it mean 'shrinks in cold water'?!"
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After the crimp, facelift and wardrobe change, Legolas approaches the Hobbits with his new look. Merry and Pippin, in order to escape humiliation, try to make it seem like they have been distracted by shiney things (as no doubt they often are) but poor Sam is left to cope with the awkward occurance:
Samwise: "N-no... it doesn't make your hips look too big..."
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