[Valesse]

I foresee an unsuccessful uprising of Orkish Poetry to compete with tgwbs's Quenya thread.

Also Rimbaud will mysteriously turn up missing (or not turn up at all, considering thats what you usually do when you're missing) After he translates the Return of the King's index into an anagram explaining how to make some very fine Jharlsburg cheese-snacks.

And Estelyn Telcontar will break down and admit that she really, really loves the Silmarillion... okay, maybe not.