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I wish Legolas had been left in Moria by the Fellowship.
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Consider it done.
Legolas remains in Moria and opens the first Elven Hair Salon for Misunderstood Orcs. With his guidance, the ugly orcs of Moria become beautiful, and everyone realizes that they're not really evil: they just have low self esteem. Cured of this, the orcs become model citizens and eventually open a humane animal shelter for abandoned and injured wargs.
I wish Boromir would come back from the dead... as a zombie.