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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Gandalf would turn some Orcs into spotted toads and fill their gardens with grass snakes, just for a laugh.
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Granted! Gandalf becomes Middle-Earth's practical joker. After turning the orcs into toads and filling their gardens with grass snakes he goes on to steal all Farmer Maggot's mushrooms and replaces them with the orcs who are now spotted toads. Then he spray paints "Saruman Smells!" all over Isengard and after he gives Denethor an atomic wedgie his friends confront him about his problem. Gandalf then goes into rehab to stop his jokes.
I wish Fatty Bolger had been in the movies.