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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader
I wish Legolas got Gimil a box to stand on at Helm's Deep.
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Wouldn't you know it? Yet another fairie is having a rather rough day with her little sinuses and sneezes up another wish....on your shoulder. Yucky...
Legolas is a gentle..elf and gives Gimli a box to stand on before the battle of Helms Deep BUT during the intense battle a ladder knocks Gimli off of the box and he suffers from some might Middle Earth back pain. Not only that, but now the invaiding orcs have a cute, bulky-bearded step way down off the wall.
Later in the onslaught, the box provided goes flying with explosions (provided) and lands on Snowmane's head and renders the poor Merah unconcious. Snowmane sues Theoden for unsafe working conditions and, with a short but sweet background in how government runs, runs off to Rome (..and Roman times, I guess...)to become Caligua's horse*.
*History!: Caligua
nearly made his horse a Senator of Rome. (Thankies for the pointer
Kitanna!)
It is my deepest desire that orcs develop worker unions in the years prior to the War of the Ring.
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